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I hung a sign on my door tonight reading
I have the flu! I don’t want to infect any little monsters! So please help yourself!
with an arrow pointing to the candy bucket next to the door.
So far three separate small children have yelled PLEASE FEEL BETTER at me through my door. Also one of them told what was clearly his younger brother “Take ONLY ONE, don’t be greedy, the Great Pumpkin can see you.”
Faith in the world: restored.
Paris: “yah”
Nicole Richie taught me how to be a friend
nicole: aries, leo, sagittarius, scorpio, capricorn, aquarius, gemini
paris: virgo, pisces, cancer, libra, taurus
Sometimes self care is studying for that test. Sometimes it’s cleaning your room. Sometimes it’s having that conversation you’re afraid of having, confront that person you’re afraid to confront. Sometimes it’s not just wrapping yourself up in a blanket and relaxing. Sometimes instead, it’s taking action against the problem.
Unpopular opinion, but yeah.
The woman I’m planning to marry showed me this pebble that looks like a guitar pick and with an entirely straight face said “it’s for rock music.”
marry her faster
raccoons and their… little hands
beauty and the beast but reverse, i kiss the love of my life and she turns into a sick fucking monster and it’s awesome
shrek
never mind post cancelled
coward